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In case you avoided all news of Nathan's annual Hot Dog Eating Contest in an effort to enjoy food without the image of a man shoving 60+ hot dogs in his mouth, YouTuber Matt Stonie was crowned the new king of gluttony. 

We've covered Matt's python-like eating abilities before, but this is on a whole other level, mostly because it was broadcast on ESPN 15 or something. Matt dethroned previous hot dog-eating champ Joey Chestnut by 62 franks down his throat in 10 minutes. Well done, Megatoad. #AmericanHero,#FutureCardiacSurgeryRecepient.