Listen, Shark Wahlberg makes zero sense, but it doesn't have to because Shark rhymes with Mark and Shark Week is kicking off. See how it all fits together?

Really, all you need to know about Shark Wahlberg is that he's from somewhere off the coast of Boston and he has a lot of money from appearing in movies like Sharksformers and Sharky Nights.

Source: ADHD

Also, don't call him Sharky Shark, he's a serious actor now.