It's all about organization skills.
1. It's good to have goals.
2. Instructions unclear. Just shaved my laundry and put the cat in the washer.
3. Solid list.
4. One can only talk about muffins with girls for so long.
5. Talk about a party pooper.
6. See if you can guess which item her husband added.
7. Well, at least they've got the soy milk and tofu covered.
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8. Once grandma is taken care of, it's smooth sailing.
9. Does this come in a size L? Asking for a friend.
10. Note to Ethan: Watch your back, dude. Your sister's got a few screws loose.
11. You know you're high when you need to remind yourself to get up and go to the bus stop.