It's all about organization skills.

1. It's good to have goals.

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2. Instructions unclear. Just shaved my laundry and put the cat in the washer.

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3. Solid list.

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4. One can only talk about muffins with girls for so long. 

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5. Talk about a party pooper.

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6. See if you can guess which item her husband added.

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7. Well, at least they've got the soy milk and tofu covered.

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8. Once grandma is taken care of, it's smooth sailing. 

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9. Does this come in a size L? Asking for a friend.

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10. Note to Ethan: Watch your back, dude. Your sister's got a few screws loose.

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11. You know you're high when you need to remind yourself to get up and go to the bus stop.

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