Now you can shame-eat in the comfort of your own home! Taco Bell is partnering with delivery service DoorDash to give you that chalupa you so-desperately needed right to your door and into your face. The service is only running in 200 stores throughout Dallas, Los Angeles, Orange County, and San Francisco but if it does well they have plans of expansion. According to USA Today, the delivery time averages at 38 minutes, so you'll be waiting quite a bit for those soggy tacos.
Hopefully in the 38 minutes it takes for you to get that food you'll have taken a good look at yourself.
In the meantime, watch competitive eater Matt Stonie devour 7 burritos in 60 seconds.