Note to self: Never take a bet that involves stripping in a crowded theater right before a movie about stripping. 

On Tuesday Luke Samson was just a normal 25-year-old living in the U.K. and trying to find his way through life. Then on Wednesday he foolishly posted this to Facebook: 


NOOO, LUKE! What have you gotten yourself into?!


Cut to that night, Luke prepared to make good on his bet and put on his best g-string. The show was about to begin. 

The lights went down, the pants came off, and Luke (presumably) left with a crotchful of crinkled bills. 

Look out, Cha-Tay ya boy Luke Samson's giving you some competition. 

Source: rebeccaiona