The gods of Pinterest are laughing at us.
They were really going for the "monster" part of the Cookie Monster.
You get the wrong kinds of sprinkles, what do you think is going to happen? MORE ATTENTION 2 DETAIL.
I'd totally eat that anyway.
Your baby is not, and won't be, that baby. You should know that.
Okay, well. The duct tape makes me feel like you didn't really go into this with a good attitude. So. That's on you.
And on the right you'll see the inbred duck cousins that the ducks on the left don't like to talk about.
Honestly at this point I count this as a job well done. Bravo.
Alright, well, if you really thought your dog was going to take that stick and sit patiently with it in its mouth, then you got what you deserved.
I'm not totally sure that this person was even trying.
OKAY, NEW RULE. If they can make it resemble anything, then it's successful. Anything at all. If I can look at it and discern some kind of recognizable image, then it is a success.
What have we learned? Kids will not do anything you want them to.
Octopus or Octopie? Neither. It's a horrible mess.
Clearly babies don't know how to have fun so let's stop trying. To get pregnant, I mean.
Oh man...should we tell her?