Your cat's butthole is gross and nature really fucked up by allowing the rest of the world to see it. Thankfully, the people at Cat Crib have developed Twinkle Tush, (yes, it's a REAL product) a bedazzling sparkly butthole cover. 

Simply, hang the jewel cover over your cat's poop cave and behold, that turd tunnel is now a dazzling treat for the eyes. 

In all seriousness, your cat may claw your eyes out if you buy this. And if that happens you won't be able to see the pretty, pretty sparkles!