Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
15 Inventive Methods to Get Your Booze on in Secret
July 21, 2015
Why wait for happy hour when you can just... not?
1. We're not sure why a grown adult would be carrying a baby doll around, but let's not worry about that too much.
2. Now you don't look like an alcoholic; you just look like a wannabe Duck Dynasty guy. Yay?
3. Never sacrifice style, ladies. Never!
4. These aren't our usual beer goggles, but I'll allow it.
6. Mmm, tastes like plastic.
7. Go ahead, be that woman who's swigging from a tampon. Do it.
8. Suddenly those boring conference calls just got a lot more interesting.
9. Even more disappointing than a push-up bra, but a lot more fun.
10. Nothing says "sophisticated" like a cardboard purse full of hooch.
11. Let's hope he also has a tiny napping space under there.
12. The more he drinks the more attractive he gets.
13. Oh yeah, just fill it up, shake it off and enjoy!
14. Yes, that's a fake baby filled with booze. And yes, this man is a monster.
15. Suddenly golf seems like a lot of fun.
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