I'm not sure how much help a dick description would be for police searching for a criminal, but it does make for great internet. Distractify rounded up a bunch of women and had them describe their boyfriends' dongs to a police sketch artist, because really, you never know when you're going to need a drawing of your significant other's junk.

Check out some of the descriptions: 

"It's like a can of beans."

"It like, changes color."

"It's like that net that catches basketballs."

"I would give it a little bit bigger mushroom with even maybe  a smiley face."