You do NOT want to be stuck in the wilderness with this guy.

Rolling With Derek Trekks

 "Don't worry. I'm practically immune."

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Rolling With Derek Trekks

 "Sure your UE ROLL is waterproof. But is it piranha proof. Like me."

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Rolling With Derek Trekks

 "Loud noises attract deadly predators."

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Rolling With Derek Trekks

"Ant evasion move!"

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Rolling With Derek Trekks

 "Behold. The Falcon Claw."