Maybe as a kid you had a Spider-Man or Transformers birthday party, but kids these days -- okay, just one kid -- are into a whole new kind of themed birthday party -- personal injury lawyers. 

Grayson has an obsession with a Louisiana personal injury lawyer named Morris Bart and his mother gave him a birthday party complete with Morris Bart cake. I mean, who would want a Ninja Turtle cake when you can dig your filthy toddler fingers into this guy's face? 

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Grayson's mom says he's been obsessed with the lawyer's commercials and doesn't even give a crap about regular children's shows anymore. 

"He's always been very drawn to Morris Bart commercials," she told Law Blog. "He used to watch ABC and color videos, and he used to love those. But now he wants to watch Morris Bart commercials." When they're not on TV, he watches them on YouTube"

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The kid is all about victims of injury getting the money and justice that they deserve!

Proving that he was the ultimate adorable weirdo, Grayson asked for a Morris Bart birthday and wore a Morris Bart t-shirt while unwrapping his gift. You guessed it, a life-sized Morris Bart cardboard cutout and autographed portrait. SWEET! 

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Unfortunately, Grayson's hero was unable to attend, but was flattered by his young fan's praise. "He might be a future lawyer," Mr. Bart told the Wall Street Journal. "That could be a future competitor of mine many years down the road."

Keep doing your thing, Grayson. I'm sure by this time next year every kid will be copying you and asking for a themed party with their favorite personal injury lawyer.