gunther

The Pitch:
What we really need is a spin-off series that just gets at a day in the life. For instance, where does Gunther live? In a nice two bedroom walk-up, or has he managed to sneak underneath of Rachel's bed and lie in wait there, day and night? Did he always want to be a baristo? Does he want to be the best baristo? And what does it take to do so?

  gilly

The Pitch:
Yes, yes, winter is coming, but also years of trying to explain to her inbred son that his father is also his grandfather and that he himself should be dead and what's that going to be like? I think we need now is a touching drama series about a sister/mother and brother/son learning things about the importance of family, how puberty works when you're like, generation 4 of serious incest, and also idk, how cool it would be to live in a place that isn't riddled with scary zombie snow people.

  greta

The Pitch:
Let's see more fictional cat sketches! I didn't get to see any sketches with cats on the Girly Show so maybe that's what Greta's spin-off can be all about, Cats in Comedy. Because if the internet has taught me anything, it's that cats are the funniest of all.

  pepper

The Pitch:
In some world, Pepper probably already has three shows and a record deal and a published autobiography entitled Always the Queen But Never the Bride. Mostly I just want a spinoff that has a running commentary from Pepper but also kinda digs in and gets to the bottom of his life but doesn't dig too deep because that's like listening to someone' dreams and I won't do it.