Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
14 SFW Photos of GIANT Dicks (Yes, You Read That Right. "GIANT Dicks.")
August 13, 2015
These dicks* are bigger than any dong you've ever laid eyes on.
*Not actual dicks, so you'll have to use your filthy, filthy imagination.
1. This Redwood dong.
2. This cloud johnson.
3. This happy ending firework.
4. This droopy building dingus.
5. The appropriately named "Pen Island."
6. This ice rod.
7. This swimming pool cock, complete with ejaculate waterslide.
8. Yep, tank silencers look like giant camo dicks.
9. This peninsula penis.
10. This countryside lake dick.
11. This highways and biways dick.
12. This storm dong about to unleash on the Northeast.
14. The exploratory dick tracks left on the surface of Mars.
We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.