This soup will get you drunk.
Obvious but unexpected.
They got ya! But you have to come get a drink in admiration for that dry wit.
This one you learn something.
*Puts in Yesterday by the Beatles.
I don't really get it but Will Smith can sell anything. Oh, like Fresh Prince. I get it.
This one is just lucky but it is still fun.
Keep throwin' them apples!
Not actually a good way to start or finish your day.