That party in there? Man. Bunch of rich pretentious businessy types listening to a fancy piano and sipping champagne flutes and discussing their yacht portfolios. I just came out here to this porch/patio/nearby-beach get some fresh air. Wait, YOU see through the pretentious bullshit too?? Even though it's YOUR FAMILY'S APARTMENT?? Wow. We have a connection. Ahh, but I'm just a random guy who's here for the free snacks, it could never work...
Man, that guy she's with is a TOTAL ASSHOLE. But I see through that, and I actually RESPECT her. Well, I don't respect her decision to be with that total asshole. But other than that I totally respect her! Next up: proving to her that the man she's agreed to spend the rest of her life with totally sucks.
OH MY GOD I'm so sorry, I'm such a klutz! Ohh nooo, my boss' oily ball bearings are everywhere. Oh thank you so much for helping me pick them up. Yesterday I did the same thing and strangers were walking by spitting on me instead of helping. Tough town. Anyway, thanks again, have a nice life! Oh you're heading to this elevator?
I work for a big magazine -- it's called like, SMASH or JADE or BRUSQUE or something -- and we'd like to do a big feature on you, the "Rebel Paleontologist" with the heart of gold. Lemme ask you... with all your fame, fortune, and legions of groupies... how come you never settled down?
Lemme tell you guys about this insane lady I met in the lobby! First, she makes fun of my pickup line. Next, she dumps an entire iced coffee on my head. And THEN -- she dumps another larger iced coffee on my head! I tell ya, that was one UP-TIGHT.... UHHHHHGULLLPPPP IT'S HER!
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