Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
25 Sign Translations That Take Confusion to a Whole Other Level
August 17, 2015
Even Google Translate has no idea what is going on here.
1. Take me as I yam.
2. So yeah, service is pretty slow.
3. You can use them for free, but if you're going to abuse them....
4. I guess it's better than stale crap.
5. Um, okay?
6. Now with 10% more hops.
7. I think my aunt took me there once.
8. Close enough.
9. Yeah, fuck 'em.
10. Or anywhere, really.
12. Sure it'll kill you, but it will be polite about it.
13. What if I forgot it?
14. Let me guess; it's a massage parlor.
15. Fun for the whole family.
16. Just keep on driving.
The Daily Mail
17. Sounds appetizing.
18. Crystal clear.
19. Lawyer thing place stuff whatever.
20. Go do your naked fire over there.
21. Uh, okay. Give it a shot.
Funny Or Die
22. Okay, but don't call me 'rice-flour noodle'.
23. Safety is the worst.
24. I prefer my sexual harassmant to be served cold.
25. I have no idea what I should be looking out for here.
We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.