Shh, shut up, you baby. You're going to be fine. You can still enjoy the 2002 original starring Cuba Gooding Jr. and a couple of wild dogs who love the snow. This new one didn't erase the old version from history, so you can still pop the movie into your VHS player and shut up for an hour and a half.
If you're being completely honest with yourself, you liked 2 or 3 albums out of the band's entire discography and couldn't care less about the newest songs. If you did care about their entire discography, maybe you should just be happy they made those songs and will probably start a new, worse band. Kind of like how your dad has a new, worse family.
So what? Adults made a cartoon, there is going to be a tiny adult joke in there, you baby. It wasn't a pivotal plot point - in fact, it's not a plot point at all. You can still like the movie, or hate it now, who cares? You're an adult, stop watching that stuff anyways.
Okay, Kevin Spacey and Jennifer Aniston were never together, but IF THEY DID, COME ON, TALK ABOUT POWER COUPLE, BABY. Their relationship didn't affect you in the slightest. You saw them once a year together at award shows or in a crappy magazine that says mean things about people.
The world is weird as it is, so when a kid is growing up in front of a camera it only gets weirder. You can't be shocked when the 24-year-old version of a kid you saw play twins with herself goes to jail for a DUI. Even then, they weren't that good of actors, probably.
You're surfing the web for some classic 90's nostalgia shows like Clarissa Explain It All, then all of a sudden you come across some erotic fan fiction... Clarissa from Clarissa Explains It All and her pet alligator, Elvis got together for one romantic night. He was anthropomorphic in this one instance, ya know, so they could bang and he wouldn't eat her.
You know what didn't happen in the actual show? ANY of that.
Thanks to Rule 34, if something exists there is a porn parody of it. That includes every single cartoon you can think of. You're going to have to get used to it, you oversized baby!
OKAY THIS ONE IS SUPER MEGA SAD BUT ONLY BECAUSE HE'S A DOG.