1. This is just plain lazy.
2. Jabba needs his Java.
3. Maybe he's having a sugar high and passed out there?
4. Why complicate a name that's only three letters long?
5. Polly want a macchiato.
6. ...
7. It's about time that they finally reimburse us for spending all this money on their products!
8. This is why people go to Dunkin' instead.
9. "Would you like to pay in cash?"
10. Skinny Lizard Latte.
