If you've been on Twitter for more than a millisecond today, you probably know that Apple had a big event with Tim Cook walking out to a sea of "ooohs and ahhhhs." During the big event, Tim revealed what his Apple minions have been cooking up in the lab, which included a newer and pricier Apple TV, a newer and pricier Apple iPad, aaaaaaannnd a pencil.
Whoa, hold up, not just ANY pencil though, this one is like, a high tech pencil that looks waaay cooler than that piece of shit No. 2 you've been using. (Assuming you still use pencils. Somebody does, right?) Anyway, Twitter didn't exactly jump at the idea of spending $99 for a stylus stick.
RIP Steve Jobs. (h/t @fmanjoo) pic.twitter.com/EAcFtnHNix
-- Chris Geidner (@chrisgeidner) September 9, 2015
Apple out here with the iPencil ???? how about you make a charger that lasts more than 2 weeks??? or headphones that work out both ears????
-- mamí™ (@nida_nope) September 9, 2015
The only pencil worth $100. #iPencil pic.twitter.com/R4p4z5nGnu
-- Joel Franco (@OfficialJoelF) September 9, 2015
For a generation of kids who no longer know how to write: The iPencil. #AppleEvent
-- TouchVision (@TouchVisionTV) September 9, 2015
The iPencil getting announced makes me wish the world would have just ended in 2012. #AppleEvent
-- Cody Hall (@therealcodyhall) September 9, 2015
would only buy the ipencil if it did my work for me
-- Rebecca Black (@MsRebeccaBlack) September 9, 2015
Hey Apple, I know you've got a $100 pencil but this one works too. pic.twitter.com/fIvxUjRtZ8
-- Austin Evans (@austinnotduncan) September 9, 2015
buy the iPencil to draw on your iProducts you can show everyone how big your iPeen is
-- Paul Veer (@pietepiet) September 9, 2015
Oooh, they just drew circles on stage inside PowerPoint with the iPencil. Somebody grab the defibrillators. #AppleEvent
-- dan tynan (@tynanwrites) September 9, 2015
That iPencil better write for me and morph into a dildo after the sun goes down FOH
-- Miss Stout⭐️⭐️⭐️ (@stout_87) September 9, 2015
Apple Announces New iPencil. iSharpener Sold Separately.
-- Mark Campbell (@MrWordsWorth) September 9, 2015
What Apple fails to mention is that you need to buy an iPencil Sharpener for $600 too
-- Chris Howard (@Chrishowrad) September 9, 2015
Great, and in 18 months the Apple Eraser to undo all the mistakes made by your Apple Pencil! After the iPencil Air2 pic.twitter.com/aTMs5WWtCZ
-- Chris Jones (@ChrisJonesGeek) September 9, 2015
Steve Jobs right now after the stylus errr iPencil announcement #apple pic.twitter.com/VNw2nr4fmB
-- KWAL (@KWALRULES) September 9, 2015
apple pencil is a college humor video
-- Ashley Feinberg (@ashfein) September 9, 2015
Not yet.
