If you've been on Twitter for more than a millisecond today, you probably know that Apple had a big event with Tim Cook walking out to a sea of "ooohs and ahhhhs." During the big event, Tim revealed what his Apple minions have been cooking up in the lab, which included a newer and pricier Apple TV, a newer and pricier Apple iPad, aaaaaaannnd a pencil. 

Whoa, hold up, not just ANY pencil though, this one is like, a high tech pencil that looks waaay cooler than that piece of shit No. 2 you've been using. (Assuming you still use pencils. Somebody does, right?) Anyway, Twitter didn't exactly jump at the idea of spending $99 for a stylus stick. 

Not yet.