15 Tweets That Delighted in Bashing the Crap Out of Apple's iPencil

If you've been on Twitter for more than a millisecond today, you probably know that Apple had a big event with Tim Cook walking out to a sea of "ooohs and ahhhhs." During the big event, Tim revealed what his Apple minions have been cooking up in the lab, which included a newer and pricier Apple TV, a newer and pricier Apple iPad, aaaaaaannnd a pencil. 

Whoa, hold up, not just ANY pencil though, this one is like, a high tech pencil that looks waaay cooler than that piece of shit No. 2 you've been using. (Assuming you still use pencils. Somebody does, right?) Anyway, Twitter didn't exactly jump at the idea of spending $99 for a stylus stick. 

RIP Steve Jobs. (h/t @fmanjoo) pic.twitter.com/EAcFtnHNix

-- Chris Geidner (@chrisgeidner) September 9, 2015

Apple out here with the iPencil ???? how about you make a charger that lasts more than 2 weeks??? or headphones that work out both ears????

-- mamí™ (@nida_nope) September 9, 2015

The only pencil worth $100. #iPencil pic.twitter.com/R4p4z5nGnu

-- Joel Franco (@OfficialJoelF) September 9, 2015

For a generation of kids who no longer know how to write: The iPencil. #AppleEvent

-- TouchVision (@TouchVisionTV) September 9, 2015

The iPencil getting announced makes me wish the world would have just ended in 2012. #AppleEvent

-- Cody Hall (@therealcodyhall) September 9, 2015

would only buy the ipencil if it did my work for me

-- Rebecca Black (@MsRebeccaBlack) September 9, 2015

Hey Apple, I know you've got a $100 pencil but this one works too. pic.twitter.com/fIvxUjRtZ8

-- Austin Evans (@austinnotduncan) September 9, 2015

buy the iPencil to draw on your iProducts you can show everyone how big your iPeen is

-- Paul Veer (@pietepiet) September 9, 2015

Oooh, they just drew circles on stage inside PowerPoint with the iPencil. Somebody grab the defibrillators. #AppleEvent

-- dan tynan (@tynanwrites) September 9, 2015

That iPencil better write for me and morph into a dildo after the sun goes down FOH

-- Miss Stout⭐️⭐️⭐️ (@stout_87) September 9, 2015

Apple Announces New iPencil. iSharpener Sold Separately.

-- Mark Campbell (@MrWordsWorth) September 9, 2015

What Apple fails to mention is that you need to buy an iPencil Sharpener for $600 too

-- Chris Howard (@Chrishowrad) September 9, 2015

Great, and in 18 months the Apple Eraser to undo all the mistakes made by your Apple Pencil! After the iPencil Air2 pic.twitter.com/aTMs5WWtCZ

-- Chris Jones (@ChrisJonesGeek) September 9, 2015

Steve Jobs right now after the stylus errr iPencil announcement #apple pic.twitter.com/VNw2nr4fmB

-- KWAL (@KWALRULES) September 9, 2015

apple pencil is a college humor video

-- Ashley Feinberg (@ashfein) September 9, 2015

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