Source: gizmodo

 

There are two types of people in this world: Group A) those who love roller coasters and Group B) those who begin sucking their thumb and crying for mommy before even stepping in line. A new roller coaster opening at Ohio's Cedar Point amusement park promises to convert those from Group A into Group B. 

THIS SHIT IS INSANE. 

When it opens next summer the forthcoming Valravn Birdseye will shatter 10 roller coaster records with its maiden voyage. Just check out all these stats that will contribute to the most fun one can possibly have before vomiting all over their overpriced souvenir t-shirt. 

1. Tallest dive coaster (223 feet)

2. Fastest dive coaster (75 mph)

3. Longest dive coaster (3,415 feet)

4. Most inversions on a dive coaster (three)

5. Longest drop on a dive coaster (214 feet)

6. Highest inversion on a dive coaster (165 feet)

7. Most roller coasters taller than 200 feet at one amusement park (5)

8. Most rides at one amusement park (72)

9. Most steel roller coaster track at one amusement park (52,125 feet/9.9 miles)

10. Most roller coaster track at one amusement park (60,110 feet/11.4 miles)

The possibility of Donald Trump becoming the next president isn't the scariest thing about 2016 -- it's the Valravn Birdseye roller coaster.