Make no mistake about it, Woody is the most morally bankrupt character Pixar has ever unleashed on the world. Okay, technically the toy Hentai Woody, created by a Japanese toy company is the real perv, but Pixar is still to blame for inspiring the devilishly stoner grin with this clip.
The point is, your toys will NEVER be safe with creepy Woody pervin' around every corner.
1. Perving on every toy possible? Check.