We previously brought you reasons why every state in the United States sucked pretty hard, but ya know what? That was a little negative. So here's reasons why every state in the nation is actually pretty awesome.

 

ala

To truly comprehend how great it is that Alabama chose whiskey, keep in mind that Indiana chose WATER.

 

stubbs

His name is Stubbs, his town is Talkeetna, and every afternoon he trots to a nearby restaurant and drinks from a wineglass filled with water and catnip.

 

stupid

Not sure if there's much to add to this, other than more states should pass laws with the word "Stupid" in them.

 

deaf

Time to figure out how to say "hell yeah" in sign language.

 

cali

THAT'S why you didn't get a cameo in the Entourage movie, Putin.