Wow, breaking up a drinking party. How cliche. I bet you guys were eating donuts right before this, too, you hacks.



You know, the last time you guys were here you didn't give us a citation. No, I'm telling you that you didn't and I think I'm the expert here on things that happened in the past.



if (cop's running speed < 6mph){

run away



play dead




No, the REAL crime here is your police department's lack of diversity! Ok, also the cocaine.