1. All this guy had to do to rob a UK bookie was open his girlfriends bedside table: 

vibrator

via oddee.com

2. These guys had some spot-on disguises when they tried to break into an appartment in Iowa: 

masks

via telegraph

3. This guy just uses a big-ass stick: 

stick

via MarkAmpWorldNews

 

4. Who needs a gun when you can use your fingers in the shape of a gun to rob a 7-Eleven like this guy? 

h

viaNY Post

 

5. This guy held up a bank and took 15 people hostage with a toy gun and a fake bomb:

toy guy

 via Telegraph