1. All this guy had to do to rob a UK bookie was open his girlfriends bedside table: 


via oddee.com

2. These guys had some spot-on disguises when they tried to break into an appartment in Iowa: 


via telegraph

3. This guy just uses a big-ass stick: 


via MarkAmpWorldNews


4. Who needs a gun when you can use your fingers in the shape of a gun to rob a 7-Eleven like this guy? 


viaNY Post


5. This guy held up a bank and took 15 people hostage with a toy gun and a fake bomb:

toy guy

 via Telegraph