Has a cat ever been friendly with you? Fool! You fell for it! Every single cat in the world is a complete and utter b*stard and this article will prove that in no uncertain terms.
1. Cats attack babies!
2. They attack toddlers too!
3. When it comes to attacking kids, they don't discriminate on gender!
4. You can't even pose with a thumbs-up next to a cat!
5. And don't even think about trying to kiss one of the little b*stards!