HIM: Hey there! ;-)
HER: Hello, this is Ann. How may I help you today?
HIM: how are you, gorgeous?
HER: Thank you. I will put in my best efforts to assist you with this hook up today.
HIM: [silly face emoji]
HER: We are having a very good flirting now!
HIM: we should meet up
i'm in silver Lake
what part of town are u in?
HER: America. I am in America.
do u want to grab a drink?
HER: Please hold for a moment.
HER: Dinner meetings are available from 8 pm to 10 pm Pacific Standard Time
HIM: [winking face emoji]
wanna do 8?
HER: Please hold for a moment
HER: 8 pm is working very nicely for my supervisor.
HIM: [sunglases face emoji]
[NEW MESSAGE: Time stamp 2:38 am]
HER: Good afternoon!
HIM: what r u up to?
HER: I am playing American football and drinking beers in the pub
HIM: ur crazy. i need to see u
HIM: [2 heart face emojis]
[angel face emoji]
HER: After we are over, do you mind taking a brief survey to rate me on the attractiveness of this conversation?
HER: Thank you very much. Please stay on the line.
HER: If asked, would you say your service has been flirty, exceedingly flirty, somewhat flirty or not at all flirty?
i don't know
can i just shit on your tits already?
HER: I am placing you on a brief hold.