1. He's the worst there is at what he does...
2. Sparkly Ed isn't frightening at the best of times, so this guy certainly isn't...
3. I've literally never seen anybody looking more cheerful...
4. I don't care if you're a child. You must try harder. No candy for you.
5. She's an adult. She should know better. She HAS TO know better!
6. And what the F**K is this?!?!
7. The "Tampire". Scared? No. Grossed the f**k out? Hell yes.
8. Oh dear.
9. Friendly vampire is friendly.