Halloween is almost upon us. The spookiest time of year brings out some of the most terrifying ghouls and monsters. Of course, that includes vampires, but not all of them should have you quivering in a UV-lit room, in a bath of holy water, covered in garlic and holding a crucifix. Here's the unterrifying proof...
1. He's the worst there is at what he does...
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2. Sparkly Ed isn't frightening at the best of times, so this guy certainly isn't...
3. I've literally never seen anybody looking more cheerful...
4. I don't care if you're a child. You must try harder. No candy for you.
5. She's an adult. She should know better. She HAS TO know better!
6. And what the F**K is this?!?!
7. The "Tampire". Scared? No. Grossed the f**k out? Hell yes.
8. Oh dear.
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9. Friendly vampire is friendly.