15 Costumes That Will Definitely Confuse Your Boner Into Oblivion

This year, leave sexy at home and just wear a brown potato sack. It's safer that way. Except you have to watch out for all the people who have raging boners for brown potato sacks. 

 

1. Sexy Gandalf

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2. Sexy Admiral Ackbar

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3. Sexy Tyrion Lannister

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4. Sexy ICP

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5. Sexy Bert

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