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It's almost impossible to go to an adult Halloween party and not have sex stream across your brainwaves. The alcohol is flowing and people are showing flesh like they're about to star in porno with cheap wardrobe budget. 

Should you meet a willing partner, getting out of your Halloween costumes is almost certain to create the perfect storm of frustration and disappointment. Those zippers are going to trip you up for sure. 

Source: huffpo