Colorado Cheshire Cat

Is way higher than the rest of us (both literally and metaphorically).

 

Connecticut Scrooge McDuck

Rich, old, and relentless in their pursuit of capitalism.

 

Delaware Mickey Mouse

The first, and possibly the most boring.

 

Florida Prince Hans

Seems bright and happy at a glance, but soon you'll uncover its true, swampy nature.

 

Georgia Evil Queen

Has a rich history of tradition, honor, and trying to murder people it doesn't like. Also, big on fruits.