Writes poems so beautiful they almost make you forget he's unemployed.


DO NOT agree to be in his movie. Trust me, it involves three other girls and you won't like it.


Propositions a foursome with another couple and refers to it as "insider trading." Giggles when he realizes this sounds a lot like "inside her trading."


Will ask "How does that make you feel?" during conversations and sex.


Refuses to ever stop for directions but is excellent at locating the G-spot.