there is always a seat for you The bartenders, I mean stewardesses, are always nice You dont have to tip them There cover is steep, but you could probably get Mom and Dad to spot you during the holidaysits quiet You can control your own air conditioning, which is especially important if you get the wine sweats You get to dj and listen to whatever music you wantin your earbuds The pretzels and peanuts are prewrapped so you dont have to worry about germs from those communal bowls The floor isnt sticky, but carpeted and vacuumed regularly It doesnt really matter if you black out and do something stupid because you will probably never see any of these people again You dont have to worry about drunk dialing your ex because there isnt any cell phone service Big bonus if you hook up with someone because you can join the Mile High Club