Oh no, oh no, OH NO OH NO, NO NO NO! That...that was too close. If you need us, we'll be curled up in the fetal position under our desks. 

 

1.

keys grate

via TheUnclescar

2.

pringles

via kingspanner

3.

carabiner

via letschopcats 

4.

dog

via danglady 

5.

windshield

via andruha1123