So despite the warnings of friends and US, you've decided that you want to punish eyeballs everywhere and yourself by sporting a man bun. What's that, you don't have the time to grow a man bun? No worries, because you can still look like an 18th century samurai by wearing a man bun clip.
Yes, this hair ball is real and people are buying the shit out of them. Groupon has reportedly sold thousands of these 21st century toupees and now ANYONE look like they operate fledging Brooklyn organic kale candy company.
This attachable--and, equally important, detachable--man bun lets you blend in with your surroundings, putting it on when you smell fair-trade coffee or hear a banjo, and taking it off when someone utters the word bro.
How to wear it:
Comb your hair back toward the crown of your head, in a similar motion to lacquering a reclaimed-wood coffee table.
Attach the man bun to your natural hair the way the lay public attached itself to Arcade Fire.
Use bobby pins to secure the man bun, decide bobby pins are too mainstream, use antique paper clips instead.
It's not made of real hair, but for the low price of $9 it's never been easier to convince people that you ONLY drink fair trade coffee and own every Fleet Foxes album.