There's no shortage of Star Wars merch out there, but with The Force Awakens just a month away the Star Wars capitalism machine is in serious overdrive. So you should probably go ahead and scrap your holiday wish list and add this cool shit instead. 

 

1. Uh, why wouldn't you want a Jabba the Hut inflatable lawn ornament?

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2. Nothing will get your backside cleaner than the power streams of the Dark Side. 

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3. You could be eating Death Star waffles every freakin' morning!

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4. Just a geekier way to drink beer, plain and simple. 

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5. App-controlled BB-8 droid for tormenting the dog? Yes, please. 

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