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yayyyy weird

I never knew true happiness until all my lingerie model friends became pregnant. 

 

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weird

 Surprise! The whole orgy is pregnant. 

 

3. 

pregnancy test

The moment I knew I was going to be a father, I knew I wanted to be a Shakespearean actor.  

 

4. 

nom nom baby time

I'm quirky ... I play with my baby carrots and I eat my baby.  

 

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adult man

True story: I gave birth to an adult man.