1. Noise cancelling headphones so good, you won't notice neighbors getting stabbed.

wtf

 

2. You can't spell "cat food" without "food"

food

cat

3. Sugar-free gummi bears so unbelievably shitty that only Congressmen deserve to be subjected to them

haribo

capture

(note: check out the other reviews for these

 

4. How about a spoiler warning, book?

belly

belly