As you decide to leave your position as Boyfriend, we would appreciate you taking the time to answer the following questions. We (your ex and her brunch friends) believe this information will be of vital importance in overanalyzing where the relationship went wrong and why you are unworthy of your ex's time.

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 We will confirm we have received your submission through drunk texts for the next 2-6 weeks.