Politicians are always clamoring for photo opportunities to show how down to earth they are and a go-to for many GOP politicians is guns. Holding guns, shooting guns, admiring guns, you get the idea. 

Unofficial internet trolling master Matt Haughley noticed how often Republican presidential candidates were photographed with guns and decided to do the obvious thing -- swap those guns with giant rubber dildos.

Take note, kids, this is how you troll potential U.S. Presidents. 

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