Remember when you were a kid and your parents would tell you tales of adventure and you'd listen so intently, ready for each twist and turn? Well, it's kind of like that, but the internet is your parents now. 

 

1.

shrooms

 

via lazybookreviews

2.

pun

via sodafizzman

3.

gf

via MeSoMerry 

4.

nemo

via LookLarryHaveYouEverHeardOfVietnam

5.

vodka

via JavertYourAss