Hey man, relax. You're doing okay. No need to get so angry. Here. Listen to this mix tape of birds chirping or something. 

 

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cookies

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2.

eel ass

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3.

jews

via StabbingMyFriendsForCake

4.

  isopods

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lollipop

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