Here's the thing, there are humans walking the planet at this very moment with access to the internet who have NEVER seen Star Wars. I don't mean just the prequels, I mean the trilogy -- zippo, nadda, zilch. Take a moment to let your brain process that if needed...

So what happens when one of those pop culture weirdos decides to watch the entire trilogy and make sense of it all by live-tweeting their experience? Basically, they become very confused/enthralled and end up infuriating all of their Twitter followers. 

Sarah Gailey attempted to do just that over the course of a few nights and many bottles of wine and the result was a hilarious tale of "dope-ass white robot soldiers" and "Space Voldemort."

Now, let the Star Wars confusion ensue...

Oh Sarah, you have so much to learn, get ready to have your mind blown in a few hours.

Yeah, pretty much. Just wait until he finds out about his dadda.