It had been three years since Ricky Gervais dropped joke bombs on Hollywood's A-listers and he sure as hell didn't soften upon his return. I mean, who else opens an awards show with the greeting, "Shut up you disgusting, pill-popping, sexual deviant scum"?

Ricky didn't leave any celebrity stone unturned throughout the evening and kicked off his monologue with jabs at Caitlyn Jenner, Sean Penn, Jennifer Lawrence and the stupidity of the Golden Globes themselves: 

"I've got three Golden Globes myself. One's a doorstop, one I hit burglars with, and one I keep by my bed. It's the right shape and size. To be clear, that's a joke about me shoving Golden Globes -- that I've won! -- up my ass."