So somebody out there is destined to win $1.5 billion dollars -- or around $658 million after taxes if you take the lump sum payment. That's STILL like, a lot of zeros, you guys. What does one do with all that cash though? (Besides become a Howard Hughes hermit and cut themselves off from the world.) Well, Twitter is sure full of stupid ideas...
if i win the powerball im sending matt damon back to space-- Cody Ko (@codyk) January 10, 2016
If I win the Powerball I can finally achieve my dream: to be rended limb from limb by an angry mob-- Patrick Monahan (@pattymo) January 12, 2016
If I win the powerball i'm going to move in with your dad. I'm going to either way. I'm your new stepmom.-- Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) January 11, 2016
If I win the $900M Powerball, I'll probably splurge on a BIIIIIG pizza!-- Adam Newman (@Adam_Newman) January 10, 2016
If I win the Powerball jackpot, I will buy the moon and not let any of you jerks look at it, ever.-- Ashley Burns (@MayorBurnsy) January 13, 2016
If I win the Powerball I'm going to use it to pay off my student loans and with the remaining $2 I am going to buy a taco from Taco Bell.-- Turn Up University (@TURNTUNIVERSlTY) January 12, 2016
Me to everyone if i win the powerball pic.twitter.com/lZLv5lVOfY-- BestOfReddit (@RedditsGreatest) January 10, 2016