Dating your buddy's ex-girlfriend -- not the best idea. Dating your buddy's ex-fiancée -- even worse and not advised. This is exactly the scenario that one guy found himself in when he discovered that one of his would-be best man was dating his ex-bride-to-be.
Rather than just sulk about it he channeled the diabolical creativity that would make Thanos jealous with envy.
Our bitter groom discovered his former best-bud's Wii and rather than just throwing it into the fire and laughing maniacally he decided to lock it up with 600 zip ties and two rolls of Gorilla Tape (I told you it was diabolical).
"Started with the zip ties."
"Wrapped with ties and tape then ties and tape... rinse and repeat until I couldn't fit single zip ties around it."
"Used some old cardboard so I don't ruin the console. Then same as above."
"Ties, tape, ties, tape..."