This is my coworker Willie:

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He's a garbage person....

 

For some reason, Willie thinks it's hilarious to annoy me by repeatedly asking if I'd get him a glass of water. Despite the fact that I've never actually gotten a glass of water, he refuses to stop.

He does it on our office messenging service: 

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He does it with notes on my desk: 

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He even does it through text messages: 

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He sent that one at 1:30 a.m...