Children book authors have to be a special sort of imganative to capture the attention and hearts of screaming kids. We don't doubt if they need some *cough cough* inspiration *cough* *cough* - sorry, just took a huge hit off that bong.

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skip

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milk pee

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sex

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cat

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aladdin

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