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Uhhhhh......

Hmmmm....

Well.....

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Nope.

This is just a dude getting arrested and pissing directly up in the air - and basically giving himself a golden shower, while out in public, and while threatening the police ("No, YOU'RE under arrest.").

He's pissing UPWARDS, with his erection tucked into the elastic of his underpants, and pretty much acting like it's not happening.

...

HE IS LITERALLY PISSED.

The Pissed Bandit (who is pissing directly upwards the entire time): Fuck off. I'll be out! Ten years, twenty years, firty years...I'm comin' out....

Recorder 1: I'll give you a copy of this, don't worry.

Recorder 2: You're a star.

The Pissed Bandit: You're under arrest. You're under arrest.

Recorder 1: This has gotta be a first, isn't it?

Recorder 2: Yeah.

Recorder 1: I filmed him doing the destruction, I'm the one who turned him in.

(the piss finally stops)

The Pissed Bandit: ...if I don't bang you up, my family's bang you up.

Recorder 1: Well that means I think we're finished. Give 'im a shake!