1. Pizza, with a side of disrespect (and also garlic knots)

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2. Well, that's one way to get people more excited about parenthood. Might be a slight increase in parents eating their babies, though.

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3. I fought the law and the law won, but at least I got some pizza.

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4. Pizza, everyone's ultimate creative muse

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5. How to make Cinderella's dreams ACTUALLY come true

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