Here's a test that should make you feel better - is your dick bigger than Adolf Hitler's? In case you weren't aware, Hitler had a tiny mutant babypenis. So as long as YOUR penis is bigger than the inch or so that Hitler was packing, you've got a bigger penis than Adolf Hitler! And if you DON'T have a penis at all, you don't even have to share the same genitalia as Hitler, so that's a pretty big win too!
Here's a handy certificate for you to frame in your home after you've taken the test. Let the whole world know the good news!